Proposal of a 'bhai'

everyday a zillion people fall in love
one look is all it takes for this heart to burst
and to start a story build on trust.
you must be wondering...what's new?what's so significant?
hang on!hang on!this one is unique,this one is different
as this time its a 'bhai' who'se in love!!
his jet black heart has been struck by a ray of light
yes this is love that makes him give up the fight.
now he gears up to make a proposal
and tries his best to get the approval.
with utmost nervousness he takes a step forward
that so called 'bravery' is gone.today he is a coward.
emotions make him shake n' swirl
this is how he tries to impress the girl.....

"jabse aapko dekha,apun ki khopdi satak gayi
apun yeda ho gaya
apun ke dimag ki batti jal gayi
apun ka dil butter ke mafik pighal gaya"
now he takes a step further
and tries to explain that they are made for each other.
he says...

"aap bandook,apun ghoda
aap peti,apun khokha
aap sadak,apun roda
aap iskin,apun phoda
aap aalu,apun pakoda
apun ka coupil bole toh ram-sita ka joda"
the girl gets irritated,
extremely,extremely frustrated.
her heart undergoes volcanic eruptions
and her brain is fired up due to explosions.
she slaps him with all her might
and ends his love story at that very site.
he is shocked,he is stunned.
he has been crashed,he has been burnt.
his heart is broken,ready for disposal
folks!this is a sad ending of our 'bhai ka proposal'