everyday a zillion people fall in love
one look is all it takes for this heart to burst
and to start a story build on trust.
you must be wondering...what's new?what's so significant?
hang on!hang on!this one is unique,this one is different
as this time its a 'bhai' who'se in love!!
his jet black heart has been struck by a ray of light
yes this is love that makes him give up the fight.
now he gears up to make a proposal
and tries his best to get the approval.
with utmost nervousness he takes a step forward
that so called 'bravery' is gone.today he is a coward.
emotions make him shake n' swirl
this is how he tries to impress the girl.....
"jabse aapko dekha,apun ki khopdi satak gayi
apun yeda ho gaya
apun ke dimag ki batti jal gayi
apun ka dil butter ke mafik pighal gaya"
now he takes a step further
and tries to explain that they are made for each other.
he says...
"aap bandook,apun ghoda
aap peti,apun khokha
aap sadak,apun roda
aap iskin,apun phoda
aap aalu,apun pakoda
apun ka coupil bole toh ram-sita ka joda"
the girl gets irritated,
extremely,extremely frustrated.
her heart undergoes volcanic eruptions
and her brain is fired up due to explosions.
she slaps him with all her might
and ends his love story at that very site.
he is shocked,he is stunned.
he has been crashed,he has been burnt.
his heart is broken,ready for disposal
folks!this is a sad ending of our 'bhai ka proposal'
If i were a sewerage pipe
if i were a sewerage pipe,
how torturous would've been my life
i would've kept on looking for a bigger pipe
to dump all wastes and have some respite
urine,shit and garbage,
flowing with their zips and trills
the never ending smell
burning every single hair of my nostrills!
collecting wastes from homes,offices and factories
i wud've maintained cleanliness in my territories
the organic wastes of rich,poor,young and old
is what i wud've had to hold
their wastes having a little difference
in colour,shape and quantity
i wud've accepted it all
to take them to a world of tranquility
woof!! i'v had enough of it im going nuts
how do u read my poems people?it really needs a lot of guts
how torturous would've been my life
i would've kept on looking for a bigger pipe
to dump all wastes and have some respite
urine,shit and garbage,
flowing with their zips and trills
the never ending smell
burning every single hair of my nostrills!
collecting wastes from homes,offices and factories
i wud've maintained cleanliness in my territories
the organic wastes of rich,poor,young and old
is what i wud've had to hold
their wastes having a little difference
in colour,shape and quantity
i wud've accepted it all
to take them to a world of tranquility
woof!! i'v had enough of it im going nuts
how do u read my poems people?it really needs a lot of guts
The Final Transaction
i don't have words to explain how i feel
the pain keeps on growing,
wounds don't seem to heal.
memories mixing with reality,
ripping me to shreds with utmost brutality
my life is like a cause without reason,
cloud without water,time without season.
i am confused,driven by uncertainty
in this darkness,i search for sanity
i can hear the silence that screams
everything is ebbing away,suffocated are my dreams.
i can't pierce my tortured soul
my thoughts have taken their toll.
i'm a stranger amongst my own
inside this heart,poison has grown
there is no room left for procrastinations
now it's time to start-"the final transaction"
the pain keeps on growing,
wounds don't seem to heal.
memories mixing with reality,
ripping me to shreds with utmost brutality
my life is like a cause without reason,
cloud without water,time without season.
i am confused,driven by uncertainty
in this darkness,i search for sanity
i can hear the silence that screams
everything is ebbing away,suffocated are my dreams.
i can't pierce my tortured soul
my thoughts have taken their toll.
i'm a stranger amongst my own
inside this heart,poison has grown
there is no room left for procrastinations
now it's time to start-"the final transaction"
Let's be pickpockets!!
I always wanted to be something different.
i wanted to stand out,i wanted to be distinct.
i wanted a profession that could shoot up adrenaline like a rocket
so i decided to be a pickpocket!
this profession requires a lot of practice,a lot of skills
the fear of being caught,gives your spines some chillzzz
the scope of betterment always exists
the ever growing temptation is something you need to resist.
while inserting your fingers into the pockets,
you need to be patient,you need to be watchful.
just keep looking around,be very careful!
once you get hold of that wallet,
keep it safely in your pocket.
keep your calm,dont lose your composure
leaving the site unnoticed,ends the procedure.
the hard earned money gives you a sense of satisfaction
pat your back,you deserve this appreciation!
let's start a revolution,let's bring about a change
let's take up this profession,let's expand our range.
we've had enough of doctors,engineers and architects
let's be different,let's be pickpockets!!
i wanted to stand out,i wanted to be distinct.
i wanted a profession that could shoot up adrenaline like a rocket
so i decided to be a pickpocket!
this profession requires a lot of practice,a lot of skills
the fear of being caught,gives your spines some chillzzz
the scope of betterment always exists
the ever growing temptation is something you need to resist.
while inserting your fingers into the pockets,
you need to be patient,you need to be watchful.
just keep looking around,be very careful!
once you get hold of that wallet,
keep it safely in your pocket.
keep your calm,dont lose your composure
leaving the site unnoticed,ends the procedure.
the hard earned money gives you a sense of satisfaction
pat your back,you deserve this appreciation!
let's start a revolution,let's bring about a change
let's take up this profession,let's expand our range.
we've had enough of doctors,engineers and architects
let's be different,let's be pickpockets!!
Thank You
thank you for being there when i felt blue
thank you for your love,so true.
you dwell in my heart,you dwell in my mind
you are a diamond,one of a kind.
it's funny how i felt so much but could'nt say a word,
i was screaming inside but could'nt be heard!
indebted to you,i'm down on my knees
i'll always be swayed by your gentle breeze.
you've made me realise that there are still angels on earth,
that help you reclaim your life like a second birth.
tears trickle down my eyes whenever i miss you
i'd rather die than live without you.
i know you love me as much as i love you
evrytime you think of me,you miss me too!!
i'll remember you,please don't forget me.
i'll always cherish these memories,
these priceless memories.
i swear with every breath i inhale
and with every breath i exhale,
you've made a difference in my life,
i'm highly thankful to you!
thank you for your love,so true.
you dwell in my heart,you dwell in my mind
you are a diamond,one of a kind.
it's funny how i felt so much but could'nt say a word,
i was screaming inside but could'nt be heard!
indebted to you,i'm down on my knees
i'll always be swayed by your gentle breeze.
you've made me realise that there are still angels on earth,
that help you reclaim your life like a second birth.
tears trickle down my eyes whenever i miss you
i'd rather die than live without you.
i know you love me as much as i love you
evrytime you think of me,you miss me too!!
i'll remember you,please don't forget me.
i'll always cherish these memories,
these priceless memories.
i swear with every breath i inhale
and with every breath i exhale,
you've made a difference in my life,
i'm highly thankful to you!
R.I.P
i am ur saviour,i'll set you free from disease,
i am your death,i'll help you rest in peace
i'll chop your body down,piece by piece,
i'l help you rest in peace
the fury is unleashed,
you are the prey for this beast
you are a victim,a fresh piece of meat,
drinking your blood would indeed be a treat.
i am the one who slaughters innocence,
i am driven by nothing but utmost belligerence.
don't be afraid,dont let your body freeze
i am your saviour,i'll help u rest in peace.
no one can stop me,terror is my name
after feasting on your flesh,i'll set you aflame.
you can beg for mercy but that would be in vain,
i am your assassin,i am the pain.
i'll kill you soon,your life would end
to give you a painful death is what i intend
lemme kill you know as i see my blood-lust increase
i am your death,i'll help you..................................
REST
IN
PEACE
i am your death,i'll help you rest in peace
i'll chop your body down,piece by piece,
i'l help you rest in peace
the fury is unleashed,
you are the prey for this beast
you are a victim,a fresh piece of meat,
drinking your blood would indeed be a treat.
i am the one who slaughters innocence,
i am driven by nothing but utmost belligerence.
don't be afraid,dont let your body freeze
i am your saviour,i'll help u rest in peace.
no one can stop me,terror is my name
after feasting on your flesh,i'll set you aflame.
you can beg for mercy but that would be in vain,
i am your assassin,i am the pain.
i'll kill you soon,your life would end
to give you a painful death is what i intend
lemme kill you know as i see my blood-lust increase
i am your death,i'll help you..................................
REST
IN
PEACE
scratch your itch!!!
reach down,scratch your leg.
stretch your arms&scratch your back.
lift it up&scratch your head
you are the victim,you are under attack!
you're feeling the heat caused by this burning sensation,
scratching yourself like crazy,you are desperate for relaxation.
you're turning into an ape,you need some help!
don't be shy just scream-'help!help!help!'
scratch it with your nails,pen or rub yourself against the wall
you need to win this battle,you need to stand tall
try harder to get rid of this bitch!
scratch scratch scratch your itch!!!
stretch your arms&scratch your back.
lift it up&scratch your head
you are the victim,you are under attack!
you're feeling the heat caused by this burning sensation,
scratching yourself like crazy,you are desperate for relaxation.
you're turning into an ape,you need some help!
don't be shy just scream-'help!help!help!'
scratch it with your nails,pen or rub yourself against the wall
you need to win this battle,you need to stand tall
try harder to get rid of this bitch!
scratch scratch scratch your itch!!!
I wanna self destruct
voilence is now my way of life
my body is always on the edge of a knife.
the desire to self destruct continues....
to break every bone,to rupture all sinews.
i wanna pick up a hammer&break my cranium
to set my brain free from that torturrous sanitarium.
i wanna pull my eyes out of their sockets
after squeezing tightly,i'll put them in my pockets.
i wanna cut my tongue into pieces
to pull it out of the body,eaten by diseases.
i wanna pick up a nail and rip my eardrums apart
i dont wanna live anymore,i just wanna fall apart.
i'll break the rib cage to take out that heart
that has sufferred a lot,that has seen emotions depart.
i'll kill myself,i'll set my body aflame.
living in this world of decivers is indeed a shame.
i'm devastated and frustrated
i just wanna be cremated.
i wont let anything obstruct
i just wanna self-destruct!!
my body is always on the edge of a knife.
the desire to self destruct continues....
to break every bone,to rupture all sinews.
i wanna pick up a hammer&break my cranium
to set my brain free from that torturrous sanitarium.
i wanna pull my eyes out of their sockets
after squeezing tightly,i'll put them in my pockets.
i wanna cut my tongue into pieces
to pull it out of the body,eaten by diseases.
i wanna pick up a nail and rip my eardrums apart
i dont wanna live anymore,i just wanna fall apart.
i'll break the rib cage to take out that heart
that has sufferred a lot,that has seen emotions depart.
i'll kill myself,i'll set my body aflame.
living in this world of decivers is indeed a shame.
i'm devastated and frustrated
i just wanna be cremated.
i wont let anything obstruct
i just wanna self-destruct!!
Mosquito
a gift of nature,
this beautiful creature.
the king of insects,
with those insanely perfect legs.
it wants nothing but that red,magical,forbidden liqor
why does it make you break and bicker?
the buzz in your ears,
helps you forget all your fears.
with that gentle kiss,it takes you to a world of bliss.
the itch that you scratch,
helps you relax.
why would you wanna smack it and leave it in pain
when it has got your very own blood running through it's veins!!!!
this msg is issued in public interest by fused bulb-president,SPMP(save the priceless mosquito party)
this beautiful creature.
the king of insects,
with those insanely perfect legs.
it wants nothing but that red,magical,forbidden liqor
why does it make you break and bicker?
the buzz in your ears,
helps you forget all your fears.
with that gentle kiss,it takes you to a world of bliss.
the itch that you scratch,
helps you relax.
why would you wanna smack it and leave it in pain
when it has got your very own blood running through it's veins!!!!
this msg is issued in public interest by fused bulb-president,SPMP(save the priceless mosquito party)
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